Play Cards Tonight!

📧 Please open this email so my mailing list stats improve.

Hello, let’s talk about the future of poker…

The future of poker is tonight at 7pm pacific. It’s the middle of 2024 and I need you to show up and play.

📆 Tournament Details

• Link to Zoom

• Link to Game

• It’s a $50 tournament (w/ up to two rebuys)

• Join the #disc-poker channel of the KmikeyM Slack

Important Message

I was looking at the stats on the last few poker emails. It’s not great...

We have 71 dedicated and talented card players on this list and only half are even opening the email. What is better than playing poker!?!?

I know some people have things like chess games, travel plans, and the occasional Tuesday Night at the Movies on ABC they need to catch, but I’m really asking… WHAT IS BETTER!?!?

I’m also asking because I like using a poll. But seriously, it’s time to play poker. Well, not now, but at 7pm pacific.

In summary: open the emails, come and play poker. IT’S IMPORTANT.

🔥 Bonus Rules In Effect

• Mean Girls: Players on the official Zoom call during the game may collude against players who are not on the official Zoom call during the game, provided that the absence is not a temporary one due to technical issues.

• The Final Countdown: If seven deuce is played as the final hand of the tournament the player will be given two shares, and if a player wins the tournament with seven deuce they will receive seven shares.

• Kevin Deuce: If you are the first person of the night to beat someone at showdown with unsuited K2 and yell “Kevin Deuce!” Beau will give you a share.

• Note: Some bonus rules are on pause until fractional support added to admin functions.

🤑 Payouts

If the prize pool is over $500 we pay out 3 spots and if the prize pool is under $500 we pay out 2 spots.
3 Spots:

• 🥇 50%

• 🥈 30%

• 🥉 20%

2 Spots:

• 🥇 70%

• 🥈 30%

🪓 Hope Coin Slayer Stats

The first person to get 3 kills of Hope Coin Holder (Chris) will receive the Hope Coin.

• Nick: 💀

• J: 💀