Happy Tuesday everyone, hope you’re all doing well and have plans to play poker tonight. Honestly, for those you haven’t been playing recently: WE MISS YOU! We have been wondering what is up with Jordan, Lenny, Chris^2, and our other missing friends.
The details of tonight’s game, for those of you who have not committed them to memory yet:
Every Tuesday at 7pm (pacific)
Poker Now + Zoom (find link in the
#disc-poker
channel on Slack or click right here)All the details below, but it barely changes, so you can just look at any old email.
Congrats to Kevin 🥇, Chris 🥈, and Mike 🥉 for their wins last week.
🕚 Season Eleven Standings
Chris 336
Kevin 232
Mike 204
Josh 130
Matt 108
Nick 78
J. 52
POKER GAME DETAILS:
Tonight @ 7:00pm pacific time
See details below for Zoom link and instructions…
🎁 Season 11 Prize: ???
🎁 Season 10 Prize: A digital wallet full of bizarre crypto nonsense!
🎁 Season 9 Prize: A Cameo from Robbin Stone!
🎁 Season 8 Prize: A trio of expensive soy sauces!
🎁 Season 7 Prize: Round Table Pizza!
🎁 Season 6 Prize: 3 Digital Lightbulbs for Customized Poker Night Lighting!
🎁 Season 5 Prize: An Oil Portrait of You + “Seven Deuce”!
🎁 Season 4 Prize: Your Name in a TV Show!
🎁 Season 3 Prize: Non-Alcoholic Beer!
🎁 Season 2 Prize: A Digital Horse!
🎁 Season 1 Prize: Pumps!
How The Season Works: Every season is 3 months. Games are played every Tuesday with a $20 buy in. The last game of the season is a "high stakes" game of $50.
🔥 Bonus Rules In Effect
Mean Girls: Players on the official Zoom call during the game may collude against players who are not on the official Zoom call during the game, provided that the absence is not a temporary one due to technical issues.
The 2-7 Bonus: If you make it to a showdown with 2-7 you get a free share! But it only counts when there are five or more people at the table. (so if we are split up at the beginning, you might be out of luck until the tables merge). Be sure to announce this as it can happen quick and someone else needs to witness it. If you win in a show down with 2-7 you get five shares.
The Hope Coin Slayer: Whoever takes out the holder of the Hope Coin (Beau) gets 2 shares.
The Final Countdown: If seven deuce is played as the final hand of the tournament the player will be given two shares, and if a player wins the tournament with seven deuce they will receive seven shares.
Marcus Junius Brutus: Whoever takes out the season leader (Chris/Lewd) gets a share.
Cain + Abel: If Mike’s brother Gene is playing (username: webvee) there is a bonus of one share to whoever knocks him out.
Kevin Deuce: If you are the first person of the night to beat someone at showdown with unsuited K2 and yell “Kevin Deuce!” Beau will give you a share.
🏆 Hall of Champions
Season 1: Beau G.
Season 2: Josh B.
Season 3: Chris G.
Season 4: Beau G.
Season 5: Josh B.
Season 6: Drew A.
Season 7: Chris G.
Season 8: Josh B.
Season 9: Chris G.
Season 10: Beau G.
🃏 How to Join
Send $20 to @kmikeym cash.app
Join via the tournament link that’s in the first paragraph
Join the zoom at 7pm.
⚠️ If you show up too late you won't be able to join the game! And the software takes a while to get set up ⚠️